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The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal Novel
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- Ongoing
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- 90
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- Updated
- Apr 17, 2026
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90 totalRecent chapters
- 001Chapter 1 The Lifespan Limit
- 002Chapter 2 The System Finally Arrives
- 003Chapter 3 The Thousand Treasure Pavilion and Senior Qu
- 004Chapter 4 Flawless Pills
- 005Chapter 5 Qu Rou’s Flustered Fury
- 006Chapter 6 Li Meng’s Bitter Resentment
- 007Chapter 7 The Scarlet Forbidden Ground
- 008Chapter 8 Xue Ruyu and Xue Lun
- 009Chapter 9 The Ice Serpent’s Inner Core
- 010Chapter 10 Talismans
- 011Chapter 11 Second-Rank Alchemist
- 012Chapter 12 The Crime Lies Not in the Jade, But in Owning It
- 013Chapter 13 The Shapeshifting Talisman
- 014Chapter 14 The Attendant on the Second Floor
- 015Chapter 15 The Lunar Body
- 016Chapter 16 Must Go to the Scarlet Forbidden Ground
- 017Chapter 17 Duel at the Martial Arena
- 018Chapter 18 Senior Qu’s Cloud Peak Abode
- 019Chapter 19 Leave Immediately After We’re Done
- 020Chapter 20 Spirit Sword Talisman
- 021Chapter 21 The Bewildered Qu Rou
- 022Chapter 22 Lü Wei and Chen Lan
- 023Chapter 23 The Heaven-Reaching Spirit Vessel
- 024Chapter 24 The Immortal Beauty Ranking
- 025Chapter 25 Dying Without Regret
- 026Chapter 26 The Five Great Sects
- 027Chapter 27 The Demonic Cultivator
- 028Chapter 28 The Hundred Soul Banner
- 029Chapter 29 The Bamboo Demon
- 030Chapter 30 Mystic Yin Fruit
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About this novel
At 78 years old, with one foot in the grave and zero achievements, Li Meng awakens a System that turns intimacy into immortality.
He has no time for meditation. He has no talent for swordsmanship. But in the infamous Joyous Union Sect, he has the perfect cheat code.
[Ding! System Activated.] [Core Mechanic: Convert physical contact with female cultivators into EXP.]
Holding Hands: +10 EXP.
A Passionate Kiss: +100 EXP.
Dual Cultivation (Going all the way): LEVEL UP!
Realizing his advantage, Li Meng discards his dignity to survive. He adopts the persona of a harmless, benevolent "Grandpa" figure to lower the guards of the sect's beautiful yet dangerous women.
To the outside world, he is the kind-hearted "Wealth-Scattering Senior Brother." In reality, he is a cunning old fox hunting for his next source of cultivation.
From the arrogant Senior Aunt to the innocent Junior Sister, Li Meng will help them solve their problems... in exchange for a night of "cultivation."Why read this?
Unique MC: An experienced, manipulative old man, not a naive teenager.
System Progression: Clear stats, alchemy mastery, and talisman crafting.
Harem Building: Gotta catch 'em all!
Weak to Strong: Defying death to stand at the apex.
He has no time for meditation. He has no talent for swordsmanship. But in the infamous Joyous Union Sect, he has the perfect cheat code.
[Ding! System Activated.] [Core Mechanic: Convert physical contact with female cultivators into EXP.]
Holding Hands: +10 EXP.
A Passionate Kiss: +100 EXP.
Dual Cultivation (Going all the way): LEVEL UP!
Realizing his advantage, Li Meng discards his dignity to survive. He adopts the persona of a harmless, benevolent "Grandpa" figure to lower the guards of the sect's beautiful yet dangerous women.
To the outside world, he is the kind-hearted "Wealth-Scattering Senior Brother." In reality, he is a cunning old fox hunting for his next source of cultivation.
From the arrogant Senior Aunt to the innocent Junior Sister, Li Meng will help them solve their problems... in exchange for a night of "cultivation."Why read this?
Unique MC: An experienced, manipulative old man, not a naive teenager.
System Progression: Clear stats, alchemy mastery, and talisman crafting.
Harem Building: Gotta catch 'em all!
Weak to Strong: Defying death to stand at the apex.
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